Just shear stupidity

Go write me an essay, Essay!!!!!

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Read each line aloud

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top.

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K me and my friend had a convo earlier today for no apparent reason. Just think Im stoooooopid. But then again I already knew I am.

M = Me
F = Friend

ME: thatz sekz
Friend: Does your mom know?
M: that im the sekz?
F: no, does she know?
M: that im dominican? no not yet
F: not that. Does she know?
M: that your cuban? Not yet but I'd think shell be mad if i tell her..
M: btw can i get cigars
F: Not that. and no . Does she know?
M: about the dead guy in my room? no but I think the smeel will let her no
F: lmao. and no. Does she know?
M: Hmm....ohhhhhhhh.....about that thing.....the thing thing thing thing....
M: nope
M: Jeez your very annoying why does it matter if she knows. Aint like we re robbing a bank....Are we?
F: Yea on wensday. Does she know?
M: Im gonna have to go buy black clothes then since we re robbing stuff huh =/. Or F: Well... I was thinking evening
M: yea but we can blend in with the crowd you know.
M: How but are we stealing for Raul this time?
M: How much*
F: I was thinking 8 mil ?
M: Oh reallly...THEN WHERES THE OTHER 10 MILLION GOING.....YOUR TRYING STEAL FROM US FROM UNDER OUR NOSES...wait till Raul hears this or does he? HEEHEE
F: wait till Raul hears this or does he? HEEHEE
F: wtf do you mean
M: You know
F: we never talked about stealing we are "borrowing"
M: Hint hint
M: you mean like a loan?
F: yea
M: O cool
M: do we bring back the money?
F: yes. you see his insurance covers it so its like we steal from him so he can get paid
M: Nice!

WEe

Forum posting = Slave to the System

Im tired. Im sleepy. I want to go to bed. Yet I dont, why? Well Ill tell you why, its not because sleep is for the weak (however that may be true but we wont go into that)but because whoever attends an internet message board is a slave to the system. ITS RACIST!

Its 1:39 est. right now and I should be in bed yet I constantly gaze at a refreshed forums page hopeing for someone to reply to my posts. But of course they havent. I got it, I know what Imma do! Imma join British forums, that way I get replies 24/7. But Ill be helping the system now that I think of it.

DAMN THE MAN!

Whew! No updation without free nosepicking!

Well, Ive realized I haven't updated in awhile. So Im mad because I havent been delivering my news to the people all :looks at pageviews: 8 of them.

In other news:

1. My computer just turned off one day and wouldnt turn back on. WTF!

2. Science test tommorrow dont feel like studing for. Easy F baby!

3. Photoshop has consumed me! Im officially bored!

4. My brothers says Mexican are the inferior spanish race. O Really?

Linky:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/banana.php

"Then STFU"

Realizing I have no school for the next 2 days. I realized I should mock my brother.

Me: Hey Ariel, You have school tommorrow?

Bro: Yea

Me: How bout tuesday?

Bro: Yea why?

Me: Because I dont.

:A steady laugh erupts:

Bro: Hey Jeff you feeling pain?

Me: No

Bro: Do you want to?

Me: No

Bro: THEN STFU!

I kind of shutup after that.

Oh Snap! I need some sleep.

~Beep~

Captain's log 4

I realized Im not getting much sleep. Maybe its the constant alien fighting or my ficticious friend Heraldo but all I know is that I might become a liability to my crew. They might have a : Change of voice to a yell: Mutiny against me. A MUTINY! Then again Spak did pass out at around 4 last night leaving his post, so they might just gun for him.

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(Now time for the WoW stupid moment of the day)

Okay so Im talking with my friend over skype (skype.com)and then he asks me.

Friend: "Am I high enough for forlorn cavern?"

Me: "You know where that is right?"

Friend: "No."

Me: "Dude its in Ironforge."

Friend: "Oh!"

Me: "Nub"



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I updated my site with some new FTW! Sigs.

*HINT HINT * Check out my portfolio -->

A update with a mix of kick to the groin

Okay Okay hello hello.

Ive come again to slay the mighty dragon scratchamesack with my bear hands Bear Hands!! I know your astounded then again I am preety. But to other news...

My Uuuuuuu button is sticky forcing me to write its cousins oo joy!

I updated My portfolio (look to right for link) ->

Going to start and try a World of Warcraft video for no apparent reason.

Plus Im trying to start a FTW collection..
Heres a preview of one of them http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v403/dinokind/gNOME.jpg

Birthday Wishes

1. World peace
2. Cure of world hunger
3. A guitar
4. A scanner
5. World Domination
6. Enslavement of the ants (to build me altars)
7. Getting 53 in World of Warcraft

And Im not getting any of these things =/

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Started watching HunterxHunter and I must say it is the shite.